YOU'RE A LIONS FAN I put on my trainers And put gel in my hair Its hardly like Hensons, But I really don’t care In a far away country My smile is wide ‘n bright Because my lovely, the Lions play tonite. We prowl through the streets now Looking for a pub to see Our red shirted Lions Hungry for victory And then she asks me Can I have a pint I say my lovely – you’re a Lions fan, alright You’re a lions fan, ‘Cos, you like beer and eating horse meat pies And the wonder of it all Is that you just don’t realise How much I love you Its time we went home now We’ve both got an aching head We’re not in the Hilton We’re kippin’ in someone’s garden shed But we don’t care As I turn out the light ‘cos my lovely, the Lions won tonite. Oh my lovely, the Lions Roared Tonite On a kiwi morn. On a Kiwi morning We the Lions come with a warning How we long to be there There's some tries a'waiting for me there. Our Lions are gonna keep your score low How to stop us oh no you dont know Our Lions are gonna keep you score low Tries and Guinness wait for me Sha la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Sha la la la la la la la Tries and Guinness wait for me Failed in the Tri-Nations In the world cup went to sleep The all blacks should stay at home And stick to shagging sheep