The Hose

Would you like to sit on my face?
It's a very wonderful place
Wrap your piss flaps right round my nose
Or would you rather suck my hose?
My hose is an animal it lives in my pants
Gets between your tits given half a chance
In your gob or your shitter too
Or any orifice that appeals to you

Or would you rather suck my hose?
Or shall I come over you clothes?

Would you like my dick up arse?
A favourite trick of the lower class
Satisfaction is guaranteed
And you'll be farting out my seed
Oh I like a fanny that can cope with my tool
I used to fuck the teachers in bike sheds at school
My favourite trick was to lick them dry
And the go exploring with my big japs eye
And when I get feed up of that
I stick my dick up someone's cat
Would you like to sit on my face?
I really love that anchovy paste
It's even better when you are on
I love the taste of your tampon
Spread it on my sandwiches it beats mayonnaise
Get between your teeth makes your breath smell for days
I bet you think that my habits are foul
I even wash my face with a sanitary towel
I would like to tell you more
But I must go and shag my whore
While I was clearing the office of junk
I found a jar of lumpy old spunk
It looked delicious so I tried a tot
It tasted so good I drank the lot
I worked in the laundry until I got the sack
For licking all the discharges off lady's cacks
I said hold on that's a bit unfair
It is my lunch break and there's plenty to spare
I lost my job I'm on the dole
And there's a scab on my ass hole.