69er Song 
submitted by Dan Garbutt, Brighton University

Verse 1
I met a girl called Mary Jane
She really was quite fetching
She took me back to her flat
And showed me all her etchings
Said I to Mary Jane, I am but a minor
She said oh my lad don't worry about that…..
Lets have a 69er 

Chorus
Oooooohhhh there's nothing like a gobble
Sticking your head between her legs
And watching her belly wobble
Oh my lad it's gotta be said
Nothing could be finer
Than sticking your head between her leeeeeeegs
In a lovely 69er

Verse 2
Now a wank's a wank and a fucks a fuck 
And each one has it's place 
But there is nothing better than
A fanny in your face
So get your head between her legs
And lick that big virgina
For there is nothing better than
Having a 69er

Chorus
Oooooohhhh there's nothing like a gobble
Sticking your head between her legs
And watching her belly wobble
Oh my lad it's gotta be said
Nothing could be finer
Than sticking your head between her leeeeeeegs
In a lovely 69er

Verse 3
Now some men give it up the arse
And some men up the twat
But I'm a pussy licking man
So I don't like none of that
So get your head between her legs
And get your tongue inside her
For there is nothing better than
Having a 69er 

Chorus
Oooooohhhh there's nothing like a gobble
Sticking your head between her legs
And watching her belly wobble
Oh my lad it's gotta be said
Nothing could be finer
Than sticking your head between her leeeeeeegs
In a lovely 69er 

Verse 4
One occupational hazard
Of when you're licking quim
Is that you get a lot of
Pussy juice upon your chin
So get your head between her legs
Cos soon you'll get to ride her
For there is nothing better than
Having a 69er 

Chorus
Oooooohhhh there's nothing like a gobble
Sticking your head between her legs
And watching her belly wobble
Oh my lad it's gotta be said
Nothing could be finer
Than sticking your head between her leeeeeeegs
In a lovely 69er