12 Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas... 
On the first day of Christmas 
My true love gave to me 
A hand job that wasn't worth a f##k... worth a f##k!


and so on...
Second day - two shit house doors
Third day - three French whores
Fourth day - four calling girls
Fifth day - five pubic hairs (in my teeth, ptwh)
Sixth day - six 69ers
Seventh day - seven sucking sisters
Eighth day - eight aching assholes
Ninth day - nine gnawed off nipples (bite the nipple and suck that tit...)
Tenth day - ten tons of titty
Eleventh day - eleven leaping lesbians
Twelfth day - twelve twats a'twitching